chickadee-chick:

Ikea instructions for one of their first products, Henj.

…and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world!  No one’s built a henge like that ever since…  No one knows what the fuck a henge is.” - Eddie Izzard

My favorite settings on Star Trek Phasers (besides Kill and Stun):

under-your-boot-soles:

  • Limp
  • Bit of a Cough
  • Depression
  • Bad Eyesight
  • Ice Cream Van Nearby
  • Sudden Interest in Botany
  • Water in Ear after Swimming
  • Left Oven On at Home

My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him, and I want to walk in their footsteps, and their foots steps were like this: “AHHHHHH I’m covered in beeeees! — Eddie Izzard (Funny Quote of the Day)
taggianto:

Another! Because I’m procrastinating on fics. And Eddie Izzard is a genius. 

taggianto:

Another! Because I’m procrastinating on fics. And Eddie Izzard is a genius. 

His name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through: “Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! … Slut Bunwalla!” “What?!” “All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle –” “No, Gerry Dorsey! I like Gerry Dorsey!” “No, we can’t, who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck –” “No, no, go back one! — Eddie Izzard (via followingthebloodsteps)

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